word linkage.

[Sofa]

now link .. burritoes to a pine tree.

[~KRC~]

easy.

burritos have beans.
beans give you gas which leads to having to poop.
if you are go out in the woods after eating allot of burritos, you will have to poop behind a pine tree.

[Sofa]

Car door to toliet brush.

[SantaDee]

Sometimes when a person has had too much to drink, they might bump their head on the car door. That would maybe make them puke in the toilet, which they would have to clean with a toilet brush the next day.

Barrettes to Cucumbers

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~Santa is gonna come in a pick up truck!!!~

[jingle mom~rock]

I like to eat cucumbers and dip, but because I have more hair than cousin IT I have to tie it all back with barretts when I eat so I don't get a mouth full of hair...

OK, candle wax to a Pepsi Twist...

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Ho Ho fuckin HO!

[cindylouwho]

if you don't have a man or a "mechanical device" a girl may decide to have a go with a cucumber. but, of course, one still wants to look their best when having sex so they would want to fix their hair with a few barrettes first.

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And the Grinch grabbed the tree, and he started to shove
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!
Little Cindy-Lou Who, who was not more than two.

[cindylouwho]

well shit. i was beat to it. damn office interruptions...

okay back to candle wax and a pepsi twist...

[This message has been edited by cindylouwho (edited November 28, 2001).]

[Sofa]

Candle wax is something that drips on your table , a table is something you set your Pepsi twist on.


Lying cheating decieving male, to Lorena Bobbits house.